Oh my goodness, I’m cackling so hard right now. I’ve never been so glad I replied to an anon before. Perfect response from a perfect person

Just got asked to submit ‘sexy’ pictures to a tumblr in return for being a “featured” girl OR he could keep them to himself if I would like that better.

so I’m laying on my stomach in bed watching Hulu and Chico jumps up and just sits on my legs and start looking over my shoulder
And well
He’s so cute

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howlandshout:

“do you like coffee?”
“only with my oxygen.”

you are a horse running alone
and he tries to tame you
compares you to an impossible highway
to a burning house
says you are blinding him
that he could never leave you
forget you
want anything but you
you dizzy him, you are unbearable
every woman before or after you
is doused in your name
you fill his mouth
his teeth ache with memory of taste
his body just a long shadow seeking yours
but you are always too intense
frightening in the way you want him
unashamed and sacrificial
he tells you that no man can live up to the one who
lives in your head
and you tried to change didn’t you?
closed your mouth more
tried to be softer
prettier
less volatile, less awake
but even when sleeping you could feel
him travelling away from you in his dreams
so what did you want to do love
split his head open?
you can’t make homes out of human beings
someone should have already told you that
and if he wants to leave
then let him leave
you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love.

everyfiredies:

Excuse #1: That will take like 5 minutes. Since I have more time than that, I should do something that will take up that amount of time.

Excuse #2: That will take longer than the amount of time I have right now. I’ll start it later when I have time to finish it.

Then, Tumblr.

Finally saw the Office finally,
bahhhh

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This was me today…I took my last exam yesterday and turned in my final paper last night…today, I did absolutely nothing and it was glorious.

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trcunning:

pippinstewardofgondor:

inebriatedpony:

Science!

what the fuck is this science bullshit

gif 1, explosive polymerization of p Nitro Aniline Video

gif 2, Sodium Polyacrylate mixed with water Video

gif 3, Sodium Acetate Video

gif 4, the smoke is vaporized wax, can still catch fire and travels back to the wick Video

gif 5, Ping Pong balls + Liquid Nitrogen in a trash can Video

gif 6, electrical treeing

gif 7, heating Mercury Thiocyanate

gif 8, ferrofluid sculpture Video

gif 9, flammable gas lit in a glass jar Video

Why leave gif 7 out?!
It’s the coolest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pXyJ7P0B0k&sns=em

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIEJvQaOgSE&sns=em

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it’s that time again,
posts I see on the UMD page

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grade #1 posted!
95.5% on my Spanish literature final :)
So take your 77% class participation and shove it.